gigadevilbreaker | Imeeji

You were going to... tell me by baking me a cake?

[okay that's cute. raven does smile a little at that.]

Who else knows?

Shrike, obviously. I told her first. Then Dad, 'cause he hates Jason the most, and 'cause Jason challenged him to a fight, so they're probably gonna stab each other a bunch.

It came up with Sis, and then I was trying to figure out how to tell you... I'm a much better cook than a baker.

[oh, i'm the last one out... was that deliberate...]

You... didn't have to go through all that trouble.

I... felt nervous, I guess. Even though I think you like him best out of everyone, I know you feel weird about. Marriage?

[...]

It's not something I... think about for myself. You, on the other hand, make it seem perfectly natural. Which it is, but... anyway, I don't want you to think you can't tell me things, Nero. I'm sorry if I've made it difficult for you.

Edited (i can words) 2021-03-20 00:42 (UTC)

Well. I also wanted t'make it a nice occasion. Which...

You can still try some of the cake, but I can't promise it'll be good?

It'll be far better than anything I could make. But... it's fine. You should... cook whatever you want.

I wanted to make something you'd like!

...I think all the chocolate's what dried it out, though.

We could just eat the chocolate?

It's too late. I used it all.

[He goes over to the kitchen to behold his creation:]

[While the cake underneath is devastatingly chunky and dry, he tried to overcompensate with the icing to hide the disfigurement - but also didn't wait until the cake was properly cooled to start spreading it.]

[eats it... with his hand...]

It's not... awful.

[you feral motherfucker]

Wh-- use a fork!

[as he's licking his fingers clean of the chocolate]

The icing is good, though.

That's 'cause it's just a shitloud of sugar, butter and milk.

[...What the hell, he'll grab some cake with his hands too.]

And chocolate.

[smiles

and smears some icing on nero's cheek]

Hey.

You missed my mouth.

Oh, my mistake.

[smears a bunch of icing over nero's mouth and chin]

Oh, it's on.

[You know that fistful of cake in Nero's hand?

it's getting smushed against Raven's mouth.]

[MMFFFMGMFFM DEATH BY CHOCOLATE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LITERAL

raven grabs a handful of cake and shoves it down nero's shirt

(after eating some of the cake in his mouth because hey, cake)]

[THAT gets an ungodly yelp out of him as gooshy icing and crumbs fall all the way down his chest.]

EEUGAH--!

[IN THAT CASE, he's mashing another fistful into Raven's hair!!! Including smearing it into his bangs!]

[raven laughs and tries to shake the cake out of his hair, before smooshing some against nero's EAR, BET YOU LOVE THAT, HUH]

[That does it.

Cake is going down your pants.]

[YELPS

and quickly removes pants because he's not going to just wear cake-filled pants, now is he??? the good news for nero is that raven decided to wear underwear today. the bad news is that raven's also going for the old Cake Down Your Pants attack]

[oh no

oh he's filled with regrets

but Nero's just gonna suck it up because stripping in the middle of the kitchen is a worse fate than cake crotch. It's too scandalous.

There's like hardly any cake left now but this handful is going down the back of Raven's shirt.]

[this has just been a massacre of cake. well, at least it went to good(?) use.

raven takes the last few icing crumbs and smears them on nero's cheek]

Take that.

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