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Re: Day 340

[gigadevilbreaker]

I wanted to make something you'd like!

...I think all the chocolate's what dried it out, though.

Re: Day 340

[selfpreservationist]

We could just eat the chocolate?

Re: Day 340

[gigadevilbreaker]

It's too late. I used it all.

[He goes over to the kitchen to behold his creation:]



[While the cake underneath is devastatingly chunky and dry, he tried to overcompensate with the icing to hide the disfigurement - but also didn't wait until the cake was properly cooled to start spreading it.]

Re: Day 340

[selfpreservationist]

[eats it... with his hand...]

It's not... awful.

Re: Day 340

[gigadevilbreaker]

[you feral motherfucker]

Wh-- use a fork!

Re: Day 340

[selfpreservationist]

[as he's licking his fingers clean of the chocolate]

The icing is good, though.

Re: Day 340

[gigadevilbreaker]

That's 'cause it's just a shitloud of sugar, butter and milk.

[...What the hell, he'll grab some cake with his hands too.]

Re: Day 340

[selfpreservationist]

And chocolate.

[smiles

and smears some icing on nero's cheek]

Re: Day 340

[gigadevilbreaker]

Hey.

You missed my mouth.

Re: Day 340

[selfpreservationist]

Oh, my mistake.

[smears a bunch of icing over nero's mouth and chin]

Re: Day 340

[gigadevilbreaker]

Oh, it's on.

[You know that fistful of cake in Nero's hand?

it's getting smushed against Raven's mouth.]

Re: Day 340

[selfpreservationist]

[MMFFFMGMFFM DEATH BY CHOCOLATE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LITERAL

raven grabs a handful of cake and shoves it down nero's shirt

(after eating some of the cake in his mouth because hey, cake)]

Re: Day 340

[gigadevilbreaker]

[THAT gets an ungodly yelp out of him as gooshy icing and crumbs fall all the way down his chest.]

EEUGAH--!

[IN THAT CASE, he's mashing another fistful into Raven's hair!!! Including smearing it into his bangs!]

Re: Day 340

[selfpreservationist]

[raven laughs and tries to shake the cake out of his hair, before smooshing some against nero's EAR, BET YOU LOVE THAT, HUH]

Re: Day 340

[gigadevilbreaker]

[That does it.



Cake is going down your pants.]

Re: Day 340

[selfpreservationist]

[YELPS

and quickly removes pants because he's not going to just wear cake-filled pants, now is he??? the good news for nero is that raven decided to wear underwear today. the bad news is that raven's also going for the old Cake Down Your Pants attack]

Re: Day 340

[gigadevilbreaker]

[oh no

oh he's filled with regrets

but Nero's just gonna suck it up because stripping in the middle of the kitchen is a worse fate than cake crotch. It's too scandalous.

There's like hardly any cake left now but this handful is going down the back of Raven's shirt.]

Re: Day 340

[selfpreservationist]

[this has just been a massacre of cake. well, at least it went to good(?) use.

raven takes the last few icing crumbs and smears them on nero's cheek]

Take that.

Re: Day 340

[gigadevilbreaker]

[Nero has to take a second to really let their disgusting, cake-smeared existence sink in.]



...Well, we're a mess.

Re: Day 340

[selfpreservationist]

Speak for yourself, I look perfectly fine.

[pantsless and covered in chocolate cake]

Re: Day 340

[gigadevilbreaker]

You're in your boxers.

[BOY DOES HE HAVE TO CLEAN UP BEFORE GOLD SEES THIS,,,]

Re: Day 340

[selfpreservationist]

And? I'm hardly naked.

Re: Day 340

[gigadevilbreaker]

And there's icing in your hair.

[Ugh, he's trying to scoop cake out of his crotch, or at least like... shake it down his pant leg so it doesn't feel like he just dumped a load in his pants.]

I've got a bath...

Re: Day 340

[selfpreservationist]

[yes the choice of chocolate in this case was deeply unfortunate]

You mean the giant wave that washes you around at the entrance?

Re: Day 340

[gigadevilbreaker]

What kinda savage do you take me for? No, a real bath.