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[as he's licking his fingers clean of the chocolate]

The icing is good, though.

That's 'cause it's just a shitloud of sugar, butter and milk.

[...What the hell, he'll grab some cake with his hands too.]

And chocolate.

[smiles

and smears some icing on nero's cheek]

Hey.

You missed my mouth.

Oh, my mistake.

[smears a bunch of icing over nero's mouth and chin]

Oh, it's on.

[You know that fistful of cake in Nero's hand?

it's getting smushed against Raven's mouth.]

[MMFFFMGMFFM DEATH BY CHOCOLATE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LITERAL

raven grabs a handful of cake and shoves it down nero's shirt

(after eating some of the cake in his mouth because hey, cake)]

[THAT gets an ungodly yelp out of him as gooshy icing and crumbs fall all the way down his chest.]

EEUGAH--!

[IN THAT CASE, he's mashing another fistful into Raven's hair!!! Including smearing it into his bangs!]

[raven laughs and tries to shake the cake out of his hair, before smooshing some against nero's EAR, BET YOU LOVE THAT, HUH]

[That does it.

Cake is going down your pants.]

[YELPS

and quickly removes pants because he's not going to just wear cake-filled pants, now is he??? the good news for nero is that raven decided to wear underwear today. the bad news is that raven's also going for the old Cake Down Your Pants attack]

[oh no

oh he's filled with regrets

but Nero's just gonna suck it up because stripping in the middle of the kitchen is a worse fate than cake crotch. It's too scandalous.

There's like hardly any cake left now but this handful is going down the back of Raven's shirt.]

[this has just been a massacre of cake. well, at least it went to good(?) use.

raven takes the last few icing crumbs and smears them on nero's cheek]

Take that.

[Nero has to take a second to really let their disgusting, cake-smeared existence sink in.]

...Well, we're a mess.

Speak for yourself, I look perfectly fine.

[pantsless and covered in chocolate cake]

You're in your boxers.

[BOY DOES HE HAVE TO CLEAN UP BEFORE GOLD SEES THIS,,,]

And? I'm hardly naked.

And there's icing in your hair.

[Ugh, he's trying to scoop cake out of his crotch, or at least like... shake it down his pant leg so it doesn't feel like he just dumped a load in his pants.]

I've got a bath...

[yes the choice of chocolate in this case was deeply unfortunate]

You mean the giant wave that washes you around at the entrance?

What kinda savage do you take me for? No, a real bath.

[look the wave seemed like an affective method of rinsing]

If you don't mind...

Try and shake off the crumbs so you don't track them in the dorm...

[Anyways, Nero will lead him to his room - and through a mystery door to:]

The bathroom is styled like a basilica, with high, curved ceilings that flood the room in rays of warm light. Frescos depicting the angelic host adorn the canopy, but the paint has faded from age and the humidity, leaving the gold leaf bright against the stone.

Steam rises from the large bath at the heart of the room, with a statue of two Medieval-style dragons locked in mortal combat at its center. Their mouths (and wounds) are fountain spouts, pouring water for the bath. The temperature can be adjusted by touching the statues for hot and cold - turning the dragons red and blue respectively - and the bath can be drained by stabbing both dragons with a sword, upon which they will revert back to white marble.

The floor is made of patterned stone tiles that warm with the bath, but wine-red rugs line the run-off for the water, woven with gold into a tapestry of the two eternally battling dragons.

The sink is to the side, where the pulpit would be, while the shower is located at the altar itself: a relief of a hooded saint sprays water down from an urn. Tall, ornate gold candlesticks stand at each side, with delicate chancel flowers decorating the length. The candle flame come to life automatically when someone enters the room, and burn even in the presence of water.

The toilet, of course, is in the confessional booth.

[and people say zrael is chuuni]

Impressive.

[anyway he starts taking off his clothes, and then pauses]

Did... you want to go first, or...

Wh-why don't you go first. I'll get you a-- a towel.

[SO HE CAN SHIELD THEIR VIRGIN EYES.

yeah he'll back out and change in his bedroom...]

[raven just. watches nero go. and then shakes his head and sighs.

TIME TO BATH. oh god there's so much cake in places where cake doesn't belong]

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