and quickly removes pants because he's not going to just wear cake-filled pants, now is he??? the good news for nero is that raven decided to wear underwear today. the bad news is that raven's also going for the old Cake Down Your Pants attack]
[Ugh, he's trying to scoop cake out of his crotch, or at least like... shake it down his pant leg so it doesn't feel like he just dumped a load in his pants.]
Try and shake off the crumbs so you don't track them in the dorm...
[Anyways, Nero will lead him to his room - and through a mystery door to:]
The bathroom is styled like a basilica, with high, curved ceilings that flood the room in rays of warm light. Frescos depicting the angelic host adorn the canopy, but the paint has faded from age and the humidity, leaving the gold leaf bright against the stone.
Steam rises from the large bath at the heart of the room, with a statue of two Medieval-style dragons locked in mortal combat at its center. Their mouths (and wounds) are fountain spouts, pouring water for the bath. The temperature can be adjusted by touching the statues for hot and cold - turning the dragons red and blue respectively - and the bath can be drained by stabbing both dragons with a sword, upon which they will revert back to white marble.
The floor is made of patterned stone tiles that warm with the bath, but wine-red rugs line the run-off for the water, woven with gold into a tapestry of the two eternally battling dragons.
The sink is to the side, where the pulpit would be, while the shower is located at the altar itself: a relief of a hooded saint sprays water down from an urn. Tall, ornate gold candlesticks stand at each side, with delicate chancel flowers decorating the length. The candle flame come to life automatically when someone enters the room, and burn even in the presence of water.
The toilet, of course, is in the confessional booth.
[After a while, Nero comes back in with a towel wrapped around his waist - he has a towel for Raven too, which he is conveniently using to shield his innocent eyes from his dadbro's forbidden naughty bits.]
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and quickly removes pants because he's not going to just wear cake-filled pants, now is he??? the good news for nero is that raven decided to wear underwear today. the bad news is that raven's also going for the old Cake Down Your Pants attack]
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oh he's filled with regrets
but Nero's just gonna suck it up because stripping in the middle of the kitchen is a worse fate than cake crotch. It's too scandalous.
There's like hardly any cake left now but this handful is going down the back of Raven's shirt.]
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raven takes the last few icing crumbs and smears them on nero's cheek]
Take that.
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...Well, we're a mess.
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[pantsless and covered in chocolate cake]
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[BOY DOES HE HAVE TO CLEAN UP BEFORE GOLD SEES THIS,,,]
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[Ugh, he's trying to scoop cake out of his crotch, or at least like... shake it down his pant leg so it doesn't feel like he just dumped a load in his pants.]
I've got a bath...
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You mean the giant wave that washes you around at the entrance?
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If you don't mind...
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[Anyways, Nero will lead him to his room - and through a mystery door to:]
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Impressive.
[anyway he starts taking off his clothes, and then pauses]
Did... you want to go first, or...
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[SO HE CAN SHIELD THEIR VIRGIN EYES.
yeah he'll back out and change in his bedroom...]
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TIME TO BATH. oh god there's so much cake in places where cake doesn't belong]
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Hhhhhere.
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Ah, thank you. I'll be done shortly.
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No rush. You look-- relaxed.
[You know, from what little he can see of Raven.]
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[he opens his mouth to say something else, and then decides not to]