OVERFLOW

[gigadevilbreaker]

Comments

Re: STAMP RALLY

[withmycrossbow]

Uh, no? Why would I waste time picking on someone?

Re: STAMP RALLY

[minidevilbreaker]

Because... everyone picks on me.

Re: STAMP RALLY

[withmycrossbow]

[ they snort ]

That's stupid. You gotta like, beat 'em up if they do that! Everyone who says bullies go away if you ignore 'em is like, totes lying! Bullies stay 'till you shove their face in the dirt and prove to everyone how strong you are!

Re: STAMP RALLY

[minidevilbreaker]

But then every time I do, I get in trouble!

Re: STAMP RALLY

[withmycrossbow]

But you won't get bullied anymore. Also, if you get strong enough you can beat up the people who get you in trouble, too.

Re: STAMP RALLY

[minidevilbreaker]

[Hmm.... adding up this math in his child brain]

So fighting will make me stronger?

Re: STAMP RALLY

[withmycrossbow]

That's right!

Re: STAMP RALLY

[minidevilbreaker]

Well. Okay then.

...Can we go to the store first? I wanna get a weapon too.

Re: STAMP RALLY

[withmycrossbow]

Yeah, totes.

[ they're going to walk over and hold out their hand for him. ]

Re: STAMP RALLY

[minidevilbreaker]

[Takes their hand!!]

...Your crossbow is really cool.

Re: STAMP RALLY

[withmycrossbow]

[ they puff up a little, their tail wagging ]

Of course it is! But it'll be even cooler when I'm bigger, 'cause then I can use a non-cross bow!

[ and now they're headed to the department store ]

Re: STAMP RALLY

[minidevilbreaker]

[Gonna look through all these toy weapons,]

What makes a non-cross bow cooler than a crossbow...?

Re: STAMP RALLY

[withmycrossbow]

...They're bigger?

Re: STAMP RALLY

[minidevilbreaker]

Can't crossbows be big too?

Re: STAMP RALLY

[withmycrossbow]

[ solemly: ]

They're less regal.

Re: STAMP RALLY

[minidevilbreaker]

[Tilts head]

Why?

Re: STAMP RALLY

[withmycrossbow]

'Cause like, all the coolest heroes use one? And they're elegant and stuff.

Re: STAMP RALLY

[minidevilbreaker]

But why's a bow elegant, and a crossbow's not?

Re: STAMP RALLY

[withmycrossbow]

...

Physics?

Re: STAMP RALLY

[minidevilbreaker]

...

Huh?

Re: STAMP RALLY

[withmycrossbow]

I dunno. I'm not like, very smart? But I'm pretty sure someone smart said that.

Re: STAMP RALLY

[minidevilbreaker]

Hmmm. Well...

[He picks out a nerf blaster - one with a big rotating clip of darts]

Guns are stronger than bows anyway.

Re: STAMP RALLY

[withmycrossbow]

That kinda depends? I guess it's true in general though. And guns are definitely better if you can't aim.