minidevilbreaker: (quietly observe)

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[personal profile] minidevilbreaker 2020-05-31 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gonna look through all these toy weapons,]

What makes a non-cross bow cooler than a crossbow...?
withmycrossbow: (15)

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[personal profile] withmycrossbow 2020-05-31 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
...They're bigger?
minidevilbreaker: (outsider)

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[personal profile] minidevilbreaker 2020-06-01 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Can't crossbows be big too?
withmycrossbow: (7)

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[personal profile] withmycrossbow 2020-06-01 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ solemly: ]

They're less regal.
minidevilbreaker: (quietly observe)

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[personal profile] minidevilbreaker 2020-06-01 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Tilts head]

Why?
withmycrossbow: (3)

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[personal profile] withmycrossbow 2020-06-01 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
'Cause like, all the coolest heroes use one? And they're elegant and stuff.
minidevilbreaker: (waugh)

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[personal profile] minidevilbreaker 2020-06-01 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
But why's a bow elegant, and a crossbow's not?
withmycrossbow: (15)

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[personal profile] withmycrossbow 2020-06-01 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
...

Physics?
withmycrossbow: (2)

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[personal profile] withmycrossbow 2020-06-01 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno. I'm not like, very smart? But I'm pretty sure someone smart said that.
minidevilbreaker: (battered)

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[personal profile] minidevilbreaker 2020-06-02 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm. Well...

[He picks out a nerf blaster - one with a big rotating clip of darts]

Guns are stronger than bows anyway.
withmycrossbow: (4)

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[personal profile] withmycrossbow 2020-06-05 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
That kinda depends? I guess it's true in general though. And guns are definitely better if you can't aim.