OVERFLOW

[gigadevilbreaker]

Comments

Re: STAMP RALLY

[withmycrossbow]

That's right!

Re: STAMP RALLY

[minidevilbreaker]

Well. Okay then.

...Can we go to the store first? I wanna get a weapon too.

Re: STAMP RALLY

[withmycrossbow]

Yeah, totes.

[ they're going to walk over and hold out their hand for him. ]

Re: STAMP RALLY

[minidevilbreaker]

[Takes their hand!!]

...Your crossbow is really cool.

Re: STAMP RALLY

[withmycrossbow]

[ they puff up a little, their tail wagging ]

Of course it is! But it'll be even cooler when I'm bigger, 'cause then I can use a non-cross bow!

[ and now they're headed to the department store ]

Re: STAMP RALLY

[minidevilbreaker]

[Gonna look through all these toy weapons,]

What makes a non-cross bow cooler than a crossbow...?

Re: STAMP RALLY

[withmycrossbow]

...They're bigger?

Re: STAMP RALLY

[minidevilbreaker]

Can't crossbows be big too?

Re: STAMP RALLY

[withmycrossbow]

[ solemly: ]

They're less regal.

Re: STAMP RALLY

[minidevilbreaker]

[Tilts head]

Why?

Re: STAMP RALLY

[withmycrossbow]

'Cause like, all the coolest heroes use one? And they're elegant and stuff.

Re: STAMP RALLY

[minidevilbreaker]

But why's a bow elegant, and a crossbow's not?

Re: STAMP RALLY

[withmycrossbow]

...

Physics?

Re: STAMP RALLY

[minidevilbreaker]

...

Huh?

Re: STAMP RALLY

[withmycrossbow]

I dunno. I'm not like, very smart? But I'm pretty sure someone smart said that.

Re: STAMP RALLY

[minidevilbreaker]

Hmmm. Well...

[He picks out a nerf blaster - one with a big rotating clip of darts]

Guns are stronger than bows anyway.

Re: STAMP RALLY

[withmycrossbow]

That kinda depends? I guess it's true in general though. And guns are definitely better if you can't aim.