gigadevilbreaker | Imeeji

Oh! Yeah, isn't she gorgeous? I named her Empress.

[He pats the bike proudly!!]

Empress... A rather grandiose name, but nice.

Well, if my three cylinder sword's named Red Queen, then the real deal deserves an even grander name, right?

[his motorcycle sword is his babey,]

That is very much like you.

Edited 2020-02-03 04:42 (UTC)

...Wait, are you saying you had a sword with some kind of engine on it?

Yeah! Check out my pride and joy:

[He summons a replica out of the air, which he stabs into the ground and revs the handle. The propulsion engine shoots sparks, and it roars to life, just like a real bike.]

...Why though?

...Whadya mean?

Why make a sword with a motorcycle engine?

Oh. Most people can't swing'em hard enough to get through demon hide. So the Order packed propulsion engines on all standard issue swords for some extra punch.

...Is that how swords work?

Sure it is.

--Anyway, I'm sure you weren't here t'hear me talk about swords.

Hmm.

...No, I wasn't.

Edited 2020-02-04 04:38 (UTC)

I, ah... have feelings for you. Crush feelings.

[THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE]

[HOW]

[WHY]

[ did i mess up somehow ]

[what do I do

oh no

oh god don't be awkward]

Oh.

Shit.

[nailed it]

S-Sorry, did I... do something wrong...

U-uh, no... [FIDGETS,]

I'm just wondering if this whole time my mom was a succubus and I just didn't realize...

[This is the only explanation for why so many girls like him?? Clearly.]

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