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Re: Sometime day 201

[gigadevilbreaker]

Well, if my three cylinder sword's named Red Queen, then the real deal deserves an even grander name, right?

[his motorcycle sword is his babey,]

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[nihilmancy]

That is very much like you.

Re: Sometime day 201

[nihilmancy]

...Wait, are you saying you had a sword with some kind of engine on it?

Re: Sometime day 201

[gigadevilbreaker]

Yeah! Check out my pride and joy:

[He summons a replica out of the air, which he stabs into the ground and revs the handle. The propulsion engine shoots sparks, and it roars to life, just like a real bike.]

Re: Sometime day 201

[nihilmancy]

...Why though?

Re: Sometime day 201

[gigadevilbreaker]

...Whadya mean?

Re: Sometime day 201

[nihilmancy]

Why make a sword with a motorcycle engine?

Re: Sometime day 201

[gigadevilbreaker]

Oh. Most people can't swing'em hard enough to get through demon hide. So the Order packed propulsion engines on all standard issue swords for some extra punch.

Re: Sometime day 201

[nihilmancy]

...Is that how swords work?

Re: Sometime day 201

[gigadevilbreaker]

Sure it is.

--Anyway, I'm sure you weren't here t'hear me talk about swords.

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[nihilmancy]

Hmm.

...No, I wasn't.

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[nihilmancy]

I, ah... have feelings for you. Crush feelings.

1/?

[gigadevilbreaker]

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[gigadevilbreaker]

[THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE]

Re: 2/2

[gigadevilbreaker]

[HOW]

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[gigadevilbreaker]

[WHY]

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[gigadevilbreaker]

[ did i mess up somehow ]

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[gigadevilbreaker]

[what do I do

oh no

oh god don't be awkward]

Im done

[gigadevilbreaker]

Oh.



Shit.

[nailed it]

Re: Im done

[nihilmancy]

S-Sorry, did I... do something wrong...

Re: Im done

[gigadevilbreaker]

U-uh, no... [FIDGETS,]

I'm just wondering if this whole time my mom was a succubus and I just didn't realize...

[This is the only explanation for why so many girls like him?? Clearly.]

Re: Im done

[nihilmancy]

Oh, um... I know, you seem to have, ah, several admirers, my own dating history here has been surprising too, but I just mean, um, I've gotten to know you better, and, it might seem strange to say, but learning more about you through the relationship we share with Shrike, ah—

Well, I didn't want to rock the boat, with what you had with Shrike, but gradually I realized, it was probably alright to come forward with this, no matter how you responded.

Re: Im done

[gigadevilbreaker]

Ah...

[He rubs his nose and, glances down at his feet, not knowing what to do with his gaze, or his arms.]

I... had no idea. I mean-- I maybe I should've guessed after the mistletoe thing. I guess I was too caught up in my own shit, and...

[You'd think, after being the source of so many crushes, he'd know what to do by now.

He doesn't.]

...So, what now?