[He recognizes the hot pink van from all the way up there, and finds himself waiting... quite a bit. Jeez, how much setup did she prepare? Was she marking the ground?
Guess answers wouldn't be coming too quickly. Still, Griffin didn't have much of a choice but to wait - extending a hand to help pull her up once she was finally at the last leg of the Tower's climb.]
I was startin' to get frostbite in my only hand. What's all that junk you got on the ground??
So the plan is we’ll pick up speed and height by swinging back and forth here a bit, but try to stay relatively even with each other. I’ll transform to fall faster and catch the love of my life. Dehenshin, send the sparks flying so the audience sees stars, kiss my man so he sees stars, and mission accomplished~ [ she’s leaving out a few steps she’s adding on her own but he doesn’t need to know that. ]
[ she walks to the edge and lifts her arms up over her head before swan diving off. d.va falls a bit, but the twists herself as she unholsters her hookshot and fires it into the side of the building. the line immediately grows taut, forcing her into a swing that easily starts picking up speed. ]
[ and don’t think she’s not looking up and you babe~ need to take advantage of the angle and get a view of dat ass. ]
[Griffin whistles appreciatively, watching her go. Steps up to the edge himself, just real casual - looks around at the rooftops around them. Then, languid and cool, leans back and
falls
backwards, legs crossed like he's about to just flop down on a chair. He lets himself freefall for a second, totally laid-back, before finally taking his grappling arm out and ducking into a backflip hookshot.]
[ she whistles, hopefully loud enough for him to hear. she really needs to up her game! ]
[ as soon as she reaches the peak of her swing she retracts the cable and tucks into a double front flip. she lets herself free fall a bit once she comes out of it, striking her own laid back pose, even going as far as to check a watch that doesn't exist. ]
[ she giggles after another second before firing the shot and swinging once again. ]
I'll meet you in the middle of this one, babe! [ she motions with her head toward the target. ]
[Griffin starts glowing as he swings back around, reeling himself in for a bit of height before disengaging his claw. Then, as he starts to drop again-- a wide, flat sword materializes under him like some kind of absurd skateboard stand-in, and he lands on it like Tony fucking Hawk.]
Wooo--!
[A track made of spears appear in the air, and he shreds down this pipe as they each blink into existence, then vanish just as quickly. At the end he kickflips off, then shoots his grappling hook from behind his back and twists-- to pass D.Va in mid-air while still able to admire her.]
[ she rips her heart weapon out of her chest as she looks toward the charges for the fireworks, retracting the cord of the hookshot for the final time. it's time for the grand finale~! d.va holsters one weapon in favor of the second weapon, pulling its trigger and calling its blade with a dramatic whoosh. ]
[ dropping it midair ( after some calculations ) she kicks off of it into another flip, defying the laws of gravity, probably!!!, and sending it rocketing toward the ground. she blows another kiss at griffin and then henshins, which causes her to fall at about double speed. ]
[ she crash lands dead center of the target in a crouch, letting the dust settle before she rising to catch her man, (੭ˊ͈ ꒵ˋ͈)੭̸*✧⁺˚♥ ]
[Will a superhero landing ever look NOT cool? The answer is no. Griffin laughs gleefully as he watches her, assuming this is the grand finale she has planned.
Gotta finish it off with something impressive then! He aims his grapple arm into mid-air, above her, and fires at nothing. At least until a Feint appears to catch it.
They're both falling, but Griffin reels himself in towards his doppleganger at high speeds, just has is double takes his claw and spins,
slingshotting Griffin straight down into D.Va's waiting arms. Hopefully? He's coming down kinda fast.]
[ NOPE! being a super hero iS THE BEST, and being able to super hero pose and super hero land is such a super hero AWESOME. and he's going to get to see what she planned soon, because he's about to be a part of it... (｡ˇ艸ˇ) heeheehee. ]
[ she grabs her heart weapon out of the ground to send a couple of sparks flying, one of which jumps onto the fuse that starts along to the exorbitant amount of fireworks she set up around them. d.va then hurls the weapon into the air right past griffin and to his doppelganger to make it disappear as she widens her stance to catch him. ]
[ another booming crunch resounds throughout the area as the crater expands, another burst of dust rising up from around them, but settling a few seconds later. as it does she locks lips with him a bunch of fireworks go off. ]
[ d.va smiles, stifling a chuckle, because how's this... for a start? ]
[The Feint explodes into a burst of blue embers that fluttered down around them as Griffin hit her arms. Not exactly the softest landing, with her chunky henshin form, but it's so goddamn cool he could not care less.
He's glowing, all along his arms, and it lights up his face as he wraps them around D.Va's armoured neck. Whispers to her,] You crazy motherfucker, [before kissing her deeply on the lips.
Fireworks explode all around them, thundering in his ears, but all he wasn't paying attention to them at all. Just bright flashes reflecting in her visor - she was the real star here, his light to admire.]
[ show finished... ↜(╰ •ω•)╯ψ perhaps, but there's an encore. ]
[ setting griffin down she dehenshins. her face is flushed and she's breathing hard from all of the adrenaline that's coursing through her from this, because it's fun and hot and, fuck, it's been such a great time! but~ little does he know that it's not. over. yet. ]
[ stepping back she taps the phone she had abandoned earlier with the heel of her boot to get some music going~! ]
[ she grabs the collar of her outfit and pulls at it, breaking the broach and, in one fell swoop, tearing the entire outfit off to reveal some smexy lingerie~ ]
♫ Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on! Livin' like a lover with a radar phone. Lookin' like a tramp, like a idol vamp, Avante man, can I be your woman? ♫
[ is d.va singing? YEP, ABSOLUTELY. ]
♫ Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light~! Imeeji lover, baby, go all night. Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet, Little mister-ah-innocent sugar me, ...yeah!, yeah!! ♫
[ she stalks closer and, setting a hand on his shoulder, she walks past, but just to get him to turn around with her. why? because, HEY LOOK, there's a bottom of mountain dew that's sitting there. hm. ]
♫ So c'mon, take a bottle, shake it up! Break the bubble, break it up!! ♫
[ remember that heart weapon she threw up into the air to make your doppelganger burst, griffin? there was another reason she did that and HERE IT IS-! her sword pierces the bottle of dew and causes it to explode~ splashing them, though d.va does step out in front to take brunt of the blast. ]
♫ Pour some sugar on me, Ooh, in the name of l♥ve. ♫
[ she spins around and takes his cheeks squishing them together as she gives him another kiss, though there's significantly more fire behind this one for a number of reasons... the top few being no armor, hot boyfriend, 150% adrenaline. ]
♫ Pour some sugar on me, C'mon, fire! me!! up!!! ♫
[ mumbled against his lips and in between the last kiss and the next kiss, a shuddering following as, guess what, her tentacles decide to split her back apart and join the fun. she had been doing her best not to let them come out, but, look, ...fuck it. ]
♫ Pour your sugar on me, I can't get enough. ♫
[ the song speaks for itself, ok. ]
♫ I'm hot, sticky~ sweet~ From my head to my feet, yeah. ♫
[ FINALLY she stops... but just because she gives him a shove. she smirks, baring her fangs and dragging her tongue along them. ]
I wonder if we get bonus points if we... [ f u c k SHE STOPS HERSELF, instead just looking aside with a snicker. ]
Music is happening. And she's RIPPED OFF HER CLOTHES Griffin nearly yelps in shock, the whiplash of thinking your girlfriend might suddenly strip naked in the street to his eyes nearly falling out from her choice of underwear.]
D-D.Va?!?
[He's frozen. This is so much. AND IT'S ALL ON CAMERA OH GOD, he's turning bright red just as a spray of mountain dew hits. Some mist from the spray still gets him, but when D.Va kisses his again and he tastes it-- and her, the exhilaration in it. If only he wasn't so shellshocked, he might've been more responsive returning it.
There was no time to get into the mood though, whether that mood was awe, mortification, arousal, or death. When the tentacles come out, all engines switch over to worry. DID SHE MEAN FOR THAT TO HAPPEN. OH NO.]
Your tentacl--!! [He's pushed back before he can finish, just... speechless at this all.]
[ she didn't mean for the tentacles to come out. she had been doing her best to keep them from coming out, if she's being honest, but this had been getting to be too much for a while. the amount of adrenaline coursing through her coupled with the hot boyfriend being hot had kind of sent her over the edge, though, to be fair, she also probably shouldn't have taken it, like, ten steps too far. ]
{ HER BAD. ]
[ she grabs his phone and then his hand and starts making a b-line for the love hotel. her heart weapon is ripped out of the ground and returned to her chest. ]
I can't hide them, and it's not like they're going to cooperate and just, like, go back inside me. It doesn't work like that. I'm too... they're... [ she just pulls him into the love hotel and PRAYS the first room she chooses is something she can work with. ]
[ ...HM. her first thought - THIS IS GOING TO BREAK. her second thought - oh well. ]
So... the secret's out. I don't think anyone could've missed-- all the fireworks. And singing. And...
[He's looking D.Va up and down, still feeling vaguely like he isn't allowed to stare out of propriety - EVEN THOUGH SHE'S WEARING THE LINGERIE FOR HIM. He swallows, hard. Pulse racing.
He offers a hand out to the tentacles, like letting a cat or dog sniff him.]
You really are gonna give me a heart attack one day.
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Guess answers wouldn't be coming too quickly. Still, Griffin didn't have much of a choice but to wait - extending a hand to help pull her up once she was finally at the last leg of the Tower's climb.]
I was startin' to get frostbite in my only hand. What's all that junk you got on the ground??
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It’s for the finale.
Go big or go home, yeah? [ winks. ]
So the plan is we’ll pick up speed and height by swinging back and forth here a bit, but try to stay relatively even with each other. I’ll transform to fall faster and catch the love of my life. Dehenshin, send the sparks flying so the audience sees stars, kiss my man so he sees stars, and mission accomplished~ [ she’s leaving out a few steps she’s adding on her own but he doesn’t need to know that. ]
Sound good? Good. Let’s do this!
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[That's Griffin, boggling at the theatrics of her abridged plan. He shakes off the surprise after a second, just thoroughly impressed.]
All right, let's get this show on the road.
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Theatrics are my game.
And let’s~
[ she walks to the edge and lifts her arms up over her head before swan diving off. d.va falls a bit, but the twists herself as she unholsters her hookshot and fires it into the side of the building. the line immediately grows taut, forcing her into a swing that easily starts picking up speed. ]
[ and don’t think she’s not looking up and you babe~ need to take advantage of the angle and get a view of dat ass. ]
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falls
backwards, legs crossed like he's about to just flop down on a chair. He lets himself freefall for a second, totally laid-back, before finally taking his grappling arm out and ducking into a backflip hookshot.]
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[ as soon as she reaches the peak of her swing she retracts the cable and tucks into a double front flip. she lets herself free fall a bit once she comes out of it, striking her own laid back pose, even going as far as to check a watch that doesn't exist. ]
[ she giggles after another second before firing the shot and swinging once again. ]
I'll meet you in the middle of this one, babe! [ she motions with her head toward the target. ]
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Wooo--!
[A track made of spears appear in the air, and he shreds down this pipe as they each blink into existence, then vanish just as quickly. At the end he kickflips off, then shoots his grappling hook from behind his back and twists-- to pass D.Va in mid-air while still able to admire her.]
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[ dropping it midair ( after some calculations ) she kicks off of it into another flip, defying the laws of gravity, probably!!!, and sending it rocketing toward the ground. she blows another kiss at griffin and then henshins, which causes her to fall at about double speed. ]
[ she crash lands dead center of the target in a crouch, letting the dust settle before she rising to catch her man, (੭ˊ͈ ꒵ˋ͈)੭̸*✧⁺˚♥ ]
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Gotta finish it off with something impressive then! He aims his grapple arm into mid-air, above her, and fires at nothing. At least until a Feint appears to catch it.
They're both falling, but Griffin reels himself in towards his doppleganger at high speeds, just has is double takes his claw and spins,
slingshotting Griffin straight down into D.Va's waiting arms. Hopefully? He's coming down kinda fast.]
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heroAWESOME. and he's going to get to see what she planned soon, because he's about to be a part of it... (｡ˇ艸ˇ) heeheehee. ][ she grabs her heart weapon out of the ground to send a couple of sparks flying, one of which jumps onto the fuse that starts along to the exorbitant amount of fireworks she set up around them. d.va then hurls the weapon into the air right past griffin and to his doppelganger to make it disappear as she widens her stance to catch him. ]
[ another booming crunch resounds throughout the area as the crater expands, another burst of dust rising up from around them, but settling a few seconds later. as it does she locks lips with him a bunch of fireworks go off. ]
[ d.va smiles, stifling a chuckle, because how's this... for a start? ]
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He's glowing, all along his arms, and it lights up his face as he wraps them around D.Va's armoured neck. Whispers to her,] You crazy motherfucker, [before kissing her deeply on the lips.
Fireworks explode all around them, thundering in his ears, but all he wasn't paying attention to them at all. Just bright flashes reflecting in her visor - she was the real star here, his light to admire.]
[Yup show finished this is clearly the finale.]
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perhaps, but there's an encore. ]
[ setting griffin down she dehenshins. her face is flushed and she's breathing hard from all of the adrenaline that's coursing through her from this, because it's fun and hot and, fuck, it's been such a great time! but~ little does he know that it's not. over. yet. ]
[ stepping back she taps the phone she had abandoned earlier with the heel of her boot to get some music going~! ]
[ she grabs the collar of her outfit and pulls at it, breaking the broach and, in one fell swoop, tearing the entire outfit off to reveal some smexy lingerie~ ]
♫ Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on!
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone.
Lookin' like a tramp, like a idol vamp,
Avante man, can I be your woman? ♫
[ is d.va singing?
YEP, ABSOLUTELY. ]
♫ Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light~!
Imeeji lover, baby, go all night.
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet,
Little mister-ah-innocent sugar me, ...yeah!, yeah!! ♫
[ she stalks closer and, setting a hand on his shoulder, she walks past, but just to get him to turn around with her. why? because, HEY LOOK, there's a bottom of mountain dew that's sitting there. hm. ]
♫ So c'mon, take a bottle, shake it up!
Break the bubble, break it up!! ♫
[ remember that heart weapon she threw up into the air to make your doppelganger burst, griffin? there was another reason she did that and HERE IT IS-! her sword pierces the bottle of dew and causes it to explode~ splashing them, though d.va does step out in front to take brunt of the blast. ]
♫ Pour some sugar on me,
Ooh, in the name of l♥ve. ♫
[ she spins around and takes his cheeks squishing them together as she gives him another kiss, though there's significantly more fire behind this one for a number of reasons... the top few being no armor, hot boyfriend, 150% adrenaline. ]
♫ Pour some sugar on me,
C'mon, fire! me!! up!!! ♫
[ mumbled against his lips and in between the last kiss and the next kiss, a shuddering following as, guess what, her tentacles decide to split her back apart and join the fun. she had been doing her best not to let them come out, but, look, ...fuck it. ]
♫ Pour your sugar on me,
I can't get enough. ♫
[ the song speaks for itself, ok. ]
♫ I'm hot, sticky~ sweet~
From my head to my feet, yeah. ♫
[ FINALLY she stops... but just because she gives him a shove. she smirks, baring her fangs and dragging her tongue along them. ]
I wonder if we get bonus points if we... [
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and
Music is happening. And she's RIPPED OFF HER CLOTHES Griffin nearly yelps in shock, the whiplash of thinking your girlfriend might suddenly strip naked in the street to his eyes nearly falling out from her choice of underwear.]
D-D.Va?!?
[He's frozen. This is so much. AND IT'S ALL ON CAMERA OH GOD, he's turning bright red just as a spray of mountain dew hits. Some mist from the spray still gets him, but when D.Va kisses his again and he tastes it-- and her, the exhilaration in it. If only he wasn't so shellshocked, he might've been more responsive returning it.
There was no time to get into the mood though, whether that mood was awe, mortification, arousal, or death. When the tentacles come out, all engines switch over to worry. DID SHE MEAN FOR THAT TO HAPPEN. OH NO.]
Your tentacl--!! [He's pushed back before he can finish, just... speechless at this all.]
I... you... Holy fuck.
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{ HER BAD. ]
[ she grabs his phone and then his hand and starts making a b-line for the love hotel. her heart weapon is ripped out of the ground and returned to her chest. ]
H- Haha, I know, let's talk about it inside.
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Uh...!? Is having them out really okay?? We can still hide'em--
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I can't hide them, and it's not like they're going to cooperate and just, like, go back inside me. It doesn't work like that. I'm too... they're... [ she just pulls him into the love hotel and PRAYS the first room she chooses is something she can work with. ]
[ ...HM. her first thought - THIS IS GOING TO BREAK. her second thought - oh well. ]
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So... the secret's out. I don't think anyone could've missed-- all the fireworks. And singing. And...
[He's looking D.Va up and down, still feeling vaguely like he isn't allowed to stare out of propriety - EVEN THOUGH SHE'S WEARING THE LINGERIE FOR HIM. He swallows, hard. Pulse racing.
He offers a hand out to the tentacles, like letting a cat or dog sniff him.]
You really are gonna give me a heart attack one day.