gigadevilbreaker | Imeeji

[All the burger for Jason]

Well, now that everyone can stop bitching about the environment, maybe it'll get more votes.

[Nom nom nom]

Edited 2020-02-11 06:14 (UTC)

[he sighs in mild annoyance.]

One thing I irrationally hate that at least I know why I irrationally hate it.

[fuck trees.]

[???]

Had a bad time with trees? Is there some kinda crazy tree villain too?

[Here, have some pop and conbini chips to go with your burger]

Nah.

I used our memory powers on myself as a fuck you to that crazy ZRAEL chick. Replaced her with a tree just because it gets on her nerves.

[time to crack open that soda.]

[Griffin gives a bark of laughter]

So-called 'God'? Oh man, I bet that drives her nuts. I hear she's absolutely starved for attention.

I figured it out quick enough, but I act like I haven't figured it out. Checked her emotions last time we talked.

It definitely gets on her nerves.

Good.

[Griffin wipes some mustard from his mouth as he grins,]

Sucks we can't get rid of her permanently, but props for fucking with her.

Heh.

If everyone hadn’t already gotten to it, I’d have enjoyed the revenge for her bullshit in the house.

Maaan, I didn't even get t'stab her.

[He really wanted to, but. Body detail was more important......]

If only team politics didn’t matter.

[a sigh.

And then another bite of the burger]

Not bad.

Amen to that.

[He tries not to be too visibly delighted at the compliment, but his eyes do twinkle]

I was trying a smashed patty recipe. You smush'em real flat so they're faster to cook and crispier.

My hero. Supplying the good food when all we’ve got is gas station fare— and not even good gas station fare like warmed over hot dogs and cheese stuffed pretzels.

[he may be kidding.]

[Are you sure you're kidding though. Griffin snorts,]

I gotta get you some better taste, man. But-- at least it ain't hard to impress your palate.

I like what I like.

[and this is probably why he feels zero incentive to actually learn how to cook.]

Besides, food’s food. I just don’t want to pay for the stuff I like forever, with all this other free crap around.

[A mild shrug - you're missing out on a potentially nice hobby, but Griffin wasn't going to complain. Not when it gave him a leg up on doing something nice for Jason.]

You can build bombs, I can build burgers. I'm okay with that.

[he’s going to finish the burger after that.]

Sounds like a fair trade off.

[Wow that was fast]

Seconds?

You brought enough for seconds?

[look.]

[what.]

It's really easy to keep making burgers when you've already started making burgers.

They're not hard, Jaybird.

[he gives him a look.]

How much did you bring exactly? I'm not gonna say no, but you can't exactly go jumping across rooftops on a full stomach.

C'mon. There's more than one way t'travel.

[This was very much not how you were supposed to transport stuff, but - well, this is his only van. Griffin slides open the big door to the cushy swank interior--

And it's his motorbike.]

... You're insane, you know that, right?

It's come up now and then.

Who puts their bike in their van, and comes bearing both?

You're just trying real hard to upend expectations.

Don't forget your favorite food.

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