[Welp here we go]

So... the secret's out. I don't think anyone could've missed-- all the fireworks. And singing. And...

[He's looking D.Va up and down, still feeling vaguely like he isn't allowed to stare out of propriety - EVEN THOUGH SHE'S WEARING THE LINGERIE FOR HIM. He swallows, hard. Pulse racing.

He offers a hand out to the tentacles, like letting a cat or dog sniff him.]

You really are gonna give me a heart attack one day.