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[gigadevilbreaker]

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Re: 202

[mind_blown]

[he’s going to finish the burger after that.]

Sounds like a fair trade off.

Re: 202

[gigadevilbreaker]

[Wow that was fast]

Seconds?

Re: 202

[mind_blown]

You brought enough for seconds?

[look.]

Re: 202

[gigadevilbreaker]

[what.]

It's really easy to keep making burgers when you've already started making burgers.

They're not hard, Jaybird.

Re: 202

[mind_blown]

[he gives him a look.]

How much did you bring exactly? I'm not gonna say no, but you can't exactly go jumping across rooftops on a full stomach.

Re: 202

[gigadevilbreaker]

C'mon. There's more than one way t'travel.

[This was very much not how you were supposed to transport stuff, but - well, this is his only van. Griffin slides open the big door to the cushy swank interior--

And it's his motorbike.]

Re: 202

[mind_blown]

... You're insane, you know that, right?

Re: 202

[gigadevilbreaker]

It's come up now and then.

Re: 202

[mind_blown]

Who puts their bike in their van, and comes bearing both?

You're just trying real hard to upend expectations.

Re: 202

[gigadevilbreaker]

Don't forget your favorite food.

Re: 202

[mind_blown]

So, what's the plan? Or were you just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks?

Re: 202

[gigadevilbreaker]

[Shrug!!]

No kill like overkill, right?

Re: 202

[mind_blown]

Stop, I'm already dead.

[nudges his shoulder]

Re: 202

[gigadevilbreaker]

[Just beams, triumphantly]

See, it worked!

Re: 202

[mind_blown]

Gimme a second burger.

And if we're gonna take a ride out of here, I call dibs on driving.

Re: 202

[gigadevilbreaker]

[Hands him the burger, teasing,]

Gosh. I was obviously gonna offer.

Re: 202

[mind_blown]

It wasn't obvious.

But if you wanna offer, I accept.

[he takes a bit.]

Re: 202

[gigadevilbreaker]

What, you think I'd just drag my bike all the way over to rub it in your face?

[Y'know what, maybe he's gonna end up too full, but he's gonna have a second burger too]

Re: 202

[mind_blown]

Or to make me hold onto you while you drive.

Re: 202

[gigadevilbreaker]

No way. I wanna be big spoon.

[Is he joking?


Chomp]

Re: 202

[mind_blown]

It's technically not spooning if you're on a motorcycle.

[but also he's not gonna argue that anymore. because he wants to drive.]

Re: 202

[gigadevilbreaker]

Sure.

[Not sounding the least but convinced. But also, not pushing it further - it only had plausible deniability as a joke if he didn't force the issue.]

Re: 202

[mind_blown]

[he's just going to ruin it if he talks anymore.

so of course he's going to talk more?]

Not bad, though.

Re: 202

[gigadevilbreaker]

What, my genius plan?

Re: 202

[mind_blown]

Sure. No kill like overkill.